DREAMNET #4 - CAUGHT REDDIT HANDED

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DREAMNET

Welcome to DreamNet!
To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question or prompted to play a lighthearted game designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!

Today's question is...

Am I The Asshole?

Recall a conflict in your life (which can be completely truthful, heavily embellished, or a flat out fabrication) and submit your tale of woe to your fellow Dreamers for judgement as to whether or not you were in the wrong! Then read the stories of others, and pick a side using one of the following abbreviations:

YTA - "You're the asshole"
NTA - "Not the asshole" (may imply that the other party is the one in the wrong)
ESH - "Everyone sucks here," meaning everyone was in the wrong
NAH - "No assholes here," meaning no one is in the wrong

Already know you're the asshole, or just want to share something funny without judgement? Consider sharing a TIFU (today I fucked up) story instead!

Post this in a comment to participate!


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[woocas]

Lucas ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

Am I the Asshole for pretending to be an Appletarian? Okay so, here me out. I thought it was brilliantly funny at the time, but in hindsight maaaaaybe I took things too far. When I first started at my job I pretended I had read this new diet trend on the internet where all you eat are apples and drink apple juice, right? One of those fad things. So, I managed to only eat apples and drink apple juice in front of coworkers for a solid two weeks. My main buddy sort of thought something was fishy about it but he's known me since I was eight, so...I might have over-hammed it then to really sell things. But I guess I was too good at it? We have these weekends where we go out into the field for a few days so it's kind of important to actually eat things. My ass landed in the boss's office on a Thursday and I cracked. He didn't really appreciate the joke, which was hilarious to me as a twenty year old fresh out of the Academy...So tell me! What do you think?

[killerwail]

LMAO

NTA this is def something i would do to my bestie too and she would totally believe im just wacko enough to be serious

u told him when it got important so whats the harm?

[woocas]

i'm like supposed to be an example officer or somethin' idk man!

i thought it was hilarious 10/10 would do again tbh

yo you think we can prank the outsider???

[killerwail]

dude probably they seem like a little bit of a goober tbh LMAO

[woocas]

OK so like what kind of prank tho

they seem like they'd roll with it if it's something funny lol

[proto_alpha]

You're not an a-hole. But you ARE kind of ridiculous.

[Allison is not giggling. SHE'S NOT. YOU ARE THE GIGGLER. SHE'S A VERY SERIOUS ALPHA PUPPY THAT DOES NOT FIND THIS REMOTELY FUNNY AT ALL.]

[woocas]

i am pretty ridiculous

ridiculously handsome! and cool!! so cool!!

...i forgot we don't have gifs here so just image me like eyebrow waggling right now

[proto_alpha]

OMG, I haven't seen a gif in literal years. I miss computers. :(

I wonder if I'm allowed to ask for one with those feather things.

[woocas]

pretty sure u can?? i mean i got a video game system on a boat, so why not????

the outsider is pretty cool u know?

[proto_alpha]

You have a whole boat? WOW.

The Outsider. I mean. They are? Cool? I mean, you're sure?

[Someone has trust issues with authority figures. >.>]

[woocas]

i mean kinda? i guess there was some kind of contest going on but like everyone can use the boat idc

they are WEIRD but also cool. cool-weird, yanno?