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DREAMNET #1
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To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!
To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!
Today's question is...
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What is a completely unnecessary hill that you are absolutely willing to die on?
Examples include things like "pineapple on pizza" or this dress DEFINITELY being white and gold.
Post this in a comment to answer!
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It sounds cool, because it is cool and you're in luck because Eagle Fang is looking for our next female champion. It could be you. You're under 18 right?
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Uhhhhhh I’m 17?
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[The numbers don't lie]
Then it sounds like I'm talking to the next All Valley Girl's champion. Sure, it'll be tight but with some intensive training, you'll be ready.
[Johnny, she hasn't said yes- yet]
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A champion? Weeeell… that sounds fun! I’m not super good with, like, hand to hand though…? Can I use a whip?
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[There's a little delay, and much fumbling with how to send photos over this... whatever it is. Eventually, this picture appears.]
How about that? Nice, huh?
[You can almost hear Johnny sucking in a sharp breath at her question]
If it were up to me you could... but naw. The tournament has rules. Pretty sure there's no whips in karate.
.. I'll doublecheck.
Wait. Why do you know how to use a whip?
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( asdfghjkl why does he have a picture of some ( hot ) dude on his phone!?!
… fair play though, the guy is a cutie. )
wtf where’d that pic even come from…
…uhhhhh
( why does she know how to use a whip… weeeeell… )
…girl power?
sooo he’s on your team? can I have *his* number to talk to about this junk?
( …maybe warn him some old dude has his photo on his phone… )
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[Can't you sense his sincerity from his respectful terminology?]
That's Miguel Diaz, he'd the first student I ever taught, and an All Valley champion himself.
[Then there's the matter about the whole whip thing]
Look, whatever you do on your own time is your own business. Just don't drag my students or the dojo into it.
See. I knew it. Asking for his number already. I'm sorry but if you want that, you're going to have to sign up first. I can't have my current champion too distracted by the next one.
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i mean… he’s definitely a cutie but it’s weird that you’re like pimping him out or whatever? does he know you just send his bod out to randos…?
HEY, what is with the judgement! i just happen to be hella amazing at the whip okay! stop making it sound shitty!
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[He'll say almost anything to get some chicks into his dojo]
Or do chicks prefer being called babes these days?
[Learned nothing]
Uh, yeeaaah. Of course he knows. He was there recruiting with me. Or, at least I think he knows.
Ah. shit.
[Maybe Johnny should check about the whole sending photos thing]
Hey, hey, hey. Did I say anything about your whole whip fetish thing? No. I'm not the one that brought it up in the first place.
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wooooow
maybe just double check so he isn’t shocked when a bunch of randos run up to him cause the weird old dude handed out his hot bod pic sheesh
UGH YEAH CAUSE I’M BAD AT HAND TO HAND. i thought ninja people or whatever used weapons sometimes but man, nvm this is such crap. find another girl to mold into a champion it’s soooo gross that you’re even mentioning fetishes to a student (╥﹏╥)
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Right, I might do that. Say... where is Miguel anyway. [
And where am I?]You just need the right training, to strengthen those muscles. There are weapons, sure, and we'll need those in the competition. [They added a whole section for skills..] You're quitting? Already?! [Johnny, she never signed up in the first place] Ok, so maybe we got off on the wrong foot but give it a chance. If you aren't hooked in one lesson then you can quit.
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dude what, shouldn't you, like, know that!?
wait, so you *do* get to use weapons? just not a whip, huh... that sucks. ( she's huffing at her phone! ) i never joined, damnit! a *free* first lesson and we'll talk.
( negotiation skills are totally her forte ( not. ) )
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It's not like I keep tabs on him 24/7. That wouldn't be creepy or weird or anything.
Not like.. against other kids. [Man, this chick is bloodthirsty] .. but yeah. There's a section for weapons in the tournament. Hey if this was about using skills you already know, then it wouldn't be much of a course would it? [She is not making it easy on him, at all] Free, are you nuts? [After a few moments, he relents]
Ok, fine. Just don't tell anyone else about it. I'm not running a charity here.
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oh, well, that's okay too i guess. ( bitch, shut up. you dunno her, you can't judge her -- she does what she wants. /z-snap. ) uhhhhh... i guess that's true enough, yeah. yeah okay, don't ever fucking call me nuts, bud. ( touching a nerve there. tends to happen when people don't believe you when attempting to get help for certain life issues...
does this guy not realize everyone can see this... oh well. ) yeaaaah, i won't tell anyone. promise.
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Yeah, I don't get it but it's their rules, not mine [Look, as long as you come to practice, dutifully, on time.. with money in your hand, it's cool. Do whatever] Is that anyway to talk to your sensei? Er.. potential sensei? [Kids these days.. was he ever such a disagreeable asshole?
The answer is yes][He sure doesn't. Not at all] Awesome.
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rules can be real sucky sometimes but, eh, i can follow 'em. ( well, she can do that, at least. ) my "potential sensei" can get wrecked if he ever calls me nuts again. if i have one more grown ass adult tell me i'm crazy, i'm going to show them what crazy can be.