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Welcome to DreamNet!
To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!

Today's question is...

What is a completely unnecessary hill that you are absolutely willing to die on?

Examples include things like "pineapple on pizza" or this dress DEFINITELY being white and gold.

Post this in a comment to answer!

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[hashbrown_it]

Johnny Lawrence ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

The unnecessary hill I would die on is... Why die on a hill? If you're going to die anyway, make it a mountain. What sort of hill is this anyway where everyone's dying? You know how you can prevent that? By learning karate. And there's no more badass dojo than Eagle Fang. Go on, check it out. You know you want to. We're on the twitters and bookface, all of that. What do you think?

[bigbadrose]

Karate? Gotta say, love the advert in the middle of a meme. Very classy.

[That's not even sarcasm, she thinks it's brilliant. And the kind of nonsense her Dad/Step-Dad would get up to.]

[hashbrown_it]

You know how it is, a man has to make a living. It's not just about the money, either. These kids needed the training.

Say, I can see from your userpic that you're a chick. [You have no idea how proud he is of himself for progressing far enough to know that much terminology. Now for the awkward part...]

You don't happen to be under 18, are you?

[Johnny, no]

[bigbadrose]

[Johnny yes.]

23-ish. [What is aging in alternate dimensions where you don't sleep etc.?]

Am I too old for karate?

[hashbrown_it]

[Although she can't see it he shakes his head and grimaces]

Not too old for karate, but too old for the All Valley Tournament. [There's a delay before more appears]

Think you could pass for under 18? [Ethics. Just one free lesson Johnny provides]

...oh my god yes.

[draculaslifecoach]

Karate's for pussies.

Sir, would you like to tell him this in person?

[hashbrown_it]

Ah, you must have seen Larusso's ad.

[Because.. CLEARLY this can be the only explanation for such aversion]

.. but that's where you're wrong. Karate isn't for pussies, it's for getting pussy. It's tried and true, kicks get chicks.

I don't teach any of that kata crap at Eagle Fang. No. This is real man's karate.

He would, actually. Karate vs brawler, bring it on! LOL

[draculaslifecoach]

Kid, I don’t know who Larusso is, but if you’re looking to score? Get a fucking motorcycle.

Only reason I put up with that Bruce Lee bullshit is that my team’s kick guy, Yin, can throw a decent punch with me in a boxing ring. Karate’s still for pussies.

You better hope there are no hot peppers around here.... XD

[hashbrown_it]

Who are you calling a kid? I'm a sensei. I'm not the one that needs helping scoring, believe me.

Yeah, well the only reason I'm putting up with your attitude is because we're not face to face. I'm just trying to run a business here, and if you have a problem with that stop hiding behind a screen.

[theydrewfirstblood]

What's a twitter?

[hashbrown_it]

I don't know, man. It's something my students are into. They said I should use it for advertising the dojo.

I'm not into all that nerd shit.

[theydrewfirstblood]

…okay.

[Rambo.exe has encountered a problem.]

What discipline do you follow?

[hashbrown_it]

Mine.

Hey. Eagle Fang might not have the legacy of other dojos but we've got something more important. Passion.

[pinandcove]

this was borderline incomprehensible thank you

[hashbrown_it]

You're welcome.

[That's it. Johnny totally thinks this was a compliment.]

[maragiidyne]

lmfao wtf? karate though, that sounds cool

[hashbrown_it]

What, was it too much? I didn't think it was that bad.

It sounds cool, because it is cool and you're in luck because Eagle Fang is looking for our next female champion. It could be you. You're under 18 right?

[maragiidyne]

lol it’s ok, that passion was impressive!

Uhhhhhh I’m 17?

[hashbrown_it]

Alright, cool. It did get everyone's attention.

[The numbers don't lie]

Then it sounds like I'm talking to the next All Valley Girl's champion. Sure, it'll be tight but with some intensive training, you'll be ready.

[Johnny, she hasn't said yes- yet]

[yerpissingmeoff]

karate, huh…

( could be useful against the elites back home… )

where’s your dojo at?

[hashbrown_it]

[Not here]

My dojo is wherever it wants to be, whenever it wants to be. It's not bound by four walls.

We usually meet in the park. Today... I guess it's by that.. twisted brick roadsign, thing.

[yerpissingmeoff]

( lmfaoasdfghjkl; this guy reminds her of mikisugi ... well, sort of. )

twisted brick road sign, got it. i'll be there asap then.

[tetrahedonist]

You make a powerful argument. How long have you folded people inside their clothes?

[hashbrown_it]

Folded people inside their clothes? What are you talking about?

There's no clothes folding here, just strength training.

[tetrahedonist]

You're right, maybe that's judo. I'm definitely not an expert.

So what's the best thing about your specific line of work?