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To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!

Today's question is...

What is a completely unnecessary hill that you are absolutely willing to die on?

Examples include things like "pineapple on pizza" or this dress DEFINITELY being white and gold.

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The unnecessary hill I would die on is...

Chocolate doesn't belong in coffee.
What do you think?

whats your stance on pumpkin spice

Crime against nature. Give me pumpkin pie any day, keep it out of my coffee cup.

boooo coffee with cinnamon and nutmeg is great

YESSSSS i'm with you!!!

Beans and water. Only two ingredients in coffee. Period.

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pinandcove - 2022-09-30 03:04 (UTC) - Expand

chocolate has a place in literally everything!

Hell it does! You want chocolate in a mug? Drink some cocoa. Keep it out of my fucking joe.

cocoa isn't the same as a nice coffee, though. not that i'm against cocoa. #sweetsforlife but if i want a kickstart to the day AND something yummy, chocolate in coffee is suuuuuuper nice!

Chocolate WITH coffee? Fine. Slice of cake or a donut? That’s great, but keep it out of my cup.

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Correct. Milk and sugar can stay out in general.

THANK you. Give it to me black, like my soul.

Agreed. I think the café workers thought I'd lost my mind.

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draculaslifecoach - 2022-09-30 03:40 (UTC) - Expand

Well, I mean. I don't know about that. Did you know, that when you're making something chocolatey, like a cake, putting a little coffee in it makes it tastes chocolatier? That's what my grandmother said anyway. And she makes very good chocolate cakes. So maybe it works the other way too. Maybe a little chocolate makes coffee taste more coffee like.

You can do the same thing by leaving it on the hot plate too long. Only thing that tastes more like coffee than coffee is dirt. Or battery acid.

Oh, no, honey, dirt tastes like dirt! Coffee tastes like, mm. Like burnt chestnuts!

draculaslifecoach - 2022-09-30 01:54 (UTC) - Expand

I completely agree. It isn't as if adding anything to coffee will make it taste better, so why bother?

It's only got two uses anyway: keeping you vertical, and maybe paint thinner.

Cheers to that. Couldn't imagine drinking the stuff unless you absolutely needed to. ...Paint thinner, however, that's a new one.

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apocryphalarchivist - 2022-10-08 05:13 (UTC) - Expand

What about coffee-flavoured chocolates?

No. Jesus--whatever happened to a cup of coffee and a fuckin' donut? Christ...

A chocolate donut?

You can't keep their love apart. It's like Romeo and Juliet, or Tristan and Isolde, or forgers and priceless museum artifacts.

Like Brits and coffee—oh wait, that’s an odd fucking pairing that don’t fit.

Like chocolate in my goddamn coffee.

Do you like it out of your goddamn coffee?

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