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DREAMNET

Welcome to DreamNet!
To assist you in your goal of making meaningful connections, once in a while, you'll be asked a fun question designed to spark conversation, with the opportunity to share your answers with fellow dreamers!

Today's question is...

What is a completely unnecessary hill that you are absolutely willing to die on?

Examples include things like "pineapple on pizza" or this dress DEFINITELY being white and gold.

Post this in a comment to answer!

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Pearl | Splatoon 2

[killerwail]

Pearl Houzuki ⋅•⋅⊰∙∘☽༓☾∘∙⊱⋅•⋅

The unnecessary hill I would die on is... MAYO IS THE BEST CONDIMENT HANDS DOWN What do you think?

Re: Pearl | Splatoon 2

[theydrewfirstblood]

Nope.

Re: Pearl | Splatoon 2

[killerwail]

whaddaya mean "nope"?!

[bigbadrose]

Have you had mayo on chips? It's not great.

[killerwail]

yeah i have! i liked it!!

[bigbadrose]

Well, do you, I guess. Enjoy yourself and live your best mayo covered life.

[ICK!]

[killerwail]

u bet i will, i already got a swimming pool full of mayo in my nimbus cloud and it shreds

[bigbadrose]

[Hahaha ewwwww oh no!]

Isn't that going to go rancid?

[Like sure, dreamworld but still!]

[killerwail]

i guess we'll find out in a week!

Re: Pearl | Splatoon 2

[slipshodkickit]

baby girl idk abt all that. reconsider.

[killerwail]

counterpoint: no

mayo? may-no

[slipshodkickit]

girlie it is ok to be wrong i promise

[killerwail]

u would know bestie! <3

[slipshodkickit]

this is a dreamworld nothing would happen to me if i punted you into the sun what then

[killerwail]

im going to fr bite u

[apocryphalarchivist]

I'll half-agree to this. I've always enjoyed mixing it with ketchup, and enjoying it with chips, among other things. If you haven't tried it, I highly recommend.

[killerwail]

mayo AND ketchup? that whole splatfest was for NOTHING???

[apocryphalarchivist]

Splatfest for nothing?

...Did you hold some kind of festival contest to try to win an argument?

(Either way, for the record, yes, and some brands even sell it pre-mixed together, though that tends to taste a little strange.)

[killerwail]

yeah of course we did it like every other month why do u ask

[apocryphalarchivist]

Wait really? ...What else did you do it for?

[tetrahedonist]

I dilute it with some lemon juice, but it does go down pretty smooth. And you can eat it with a spoon when it's in a jar, so it's gotta be the most convenient.

[killerwail]

see this dude gets it! gonna hafta try the lemon juice thing 🤔

so question for u tho --- where is ur mouth

[tetrahedonist]

We can swap recipes whenever you want, Urchin. I'd be happy to hear what else you inflict on your gastro intestinal system on a regular basis.

In my eye socket! The eye retracts. We're kinda small even fully grown, you gotta get a lot of bang for your bodily buck. [He demonstrates, blinking once and then grinning at Pearl with tongue and teeth, the latter cartoonishly sharp for a second; then he shows eye again.]

You got gills? Or do you not need no stinkin gills?

[killerwail]

I'm no urchin, you're thinkin' of my dude Murch. I'm a squid.

[She corrected him completely matter-of-factly, as if it was an honest misunderstanding and not her being ribbed. And at his display of his mouth, she simply put a finger to her chin and nodded sagely. Where a human might have found it frightening, it struck Pearl as pretty run of the mill.]

Oh, okay.

Yeah, I got gills, but only in my swim form.

[Demonstrating as well, her features blurred and her body shrank and morphed, almost as if she was melting, accompanied by a sound effect like a huge rain drop falling into a pool. Lying flat on the ground was an arrow-shaped creature, roughly the same size as Bill, with slick flesh in a gradiant of cream to pink, much like Pearl's hair. She had cartoonish golden eyes and short central tentacles with two longer, thicker arms on either side. She jumped in the air a few times for emphasis, which made a wet slap when she landed, before changing back.] See?

[tetrahedonist]

[And he rolls with the correction, amused, as if it doesn't much matter that she bounced off his joke pragmatically.] I never was a marine biologist, but I like thinking about the really abyssal stuff!

...Hey that's neat! Good job on the... on the ensquidding. Liqsquidation. That's really ...

I mean, it does make sense. I wouldn't think the regular Cthulhu look is much good underwater, and that look there, while really quality foley, isn't much good up here.

So you kinda live between two worlds? How's that work?