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Barney Ross ([personal profile] draculaslifecoach) wrote in [community profile] idream_ofmemes 2022-09-30 02:59 am (UTC)

Sad, bitter, cranky, uptight—it’s how they show they care, raising my blood pressure and shit.

Hey, never said I don’t like sweets. I’m a fan of most foods that’ll kill you, sugar included. Just keep it on my plate and out of my cup. You ever had a good cannoli? Now THAT’S a dessert.

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